Anchorage's KTUU reports that a pair of red pumps supposedly worn by America's next President sold in an ebay auction last night for $2,025!!
Who the hell is the sucker that put up that kind of cash for a pair of pumps? I'm having images of the Wicked Witch of the West's feet curling up underneath the wreckage of a displaced Kansas home while Dorothy downloads photos of ruby reds on ebay for the auction.
Any guesses as to the winner? Is "winner" even the correct term to use here?
I can see Bill Kristol flicking his forked tongue in and out of the "peep-toe" hole as easily as i can see Meg Stapleton dry-humping them to sleep each night.
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